I Don’t Care About Your MacBook Pro

Please, please, stop cluttering my feed reader with reviews of MacBook Pros. I think everyone understands by now that:

  • They’re faster than a Powerbook when running universal apps.
  • They’re slower than a Powerbook when running code through Rosetta.
  • Other than that it’s just like a PowerPC based Mac.
  • It’s really super great to program Ruby on.

Wonderful. Enough.

Unless someone gets a MacBook Pro that can fly or shoot lasers out of it’s iSight, I think that we’ve all had enough of the same review over and over again.

  • Tony
    Call the Waaaaahhmmbulance.
  • Charles Miller
    I think the laser option is only available on Steve Jobs' custom MacBook. It shoots the laser directly into his brain to recharge the reality distortion field.

    Anyway, I'll be sure to post several times about mine when I get it. :)
  • Ben
    Wow, I just got my new MacBookPro and it's just wonderful! I think Steve Jobs is a genius! It's really good running Java applications and beats the pants off my old Dell Inspiron. And with Boot Camp I can run Windows applications, BRILLIANT! Oh and it's faster than a Powerbook running Universal apps and slower than a Powerbook running Rosetta apps. Did I cover everything?

    Would you also like a little cheese with your Whine?
  • amir
    amen
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