This is exactly what I imagine life inside of Google must be like lately.

Well Clicks and Bricks M+A is back. Buy a semi-digital asset with a semi-sorta-not fit, and use scrip + cash to buy your way out of high valuation, one revenue stream and a precarious P/E.

I've heard stories from people working there of sitting around all day, drinking beer, waiting for their options to vest, and of hordes of newly minted PhDs who are only interested in applying their theses to the unrelated area that they happened to get assigned to. Come to think of it, now might not be a bad time to dump some Google stock.